Total Medals Earned: 1,418 (From 273 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,725 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 3/15 (40/400 points)
Watch the Intro
Clear the first 5 waves
Clear Wave 8
Watch the Ending
Check out the Credits page!
Clear Wave 15
Kill 100 Regulars
Clear Wave 16
Clear Wave 11
Kill 50 Agiles
Kill 25 Brutes
Clear Wave 14
Clear Wave 18
Clear Wave 20
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Beat the game.
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (140/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 6/8 (100/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/495 points)
Mine 20 Pieces of Coal
Mine 20 Pieces of Iron
Reach a Depth of 300 Meters
Mine 20 Pieces of Silver
Mine 20 Emeralds
Clear 5% of the Map
Mine 20 Pieces of Gold
Mine 20 Saphires
Reach a Depth of 600 Meters
Mine 20 Diamonds
Reach a Depth of 1000 Meters
Mine 20 Rubies
Find the Source of the Signal
Find 10 Giant Gems
Find the Ancient Remains
Clear 10% of the Map
Find all the Treasure
Clear 25% of the Map
Medals Earned: 6/18 (30/250 points)
Reach the door at the end of Level 1
Reach the door at the end of Level 2
Reach the door at the end of Level 3
Reach the door at the end of Level 4
Reach the door at the end of Level 5
Reach the door at the end of Level 6
Reach the door at the end of Level 10
Reach the door at the end of Level 7
Reach the door at the end of Level 8
Reach the door at the end of Level 9
Reach the door at the end of Level 11
Reach the door at the end of Level 12
Reach the door at the end of Level 13
Reach the door at the end of Level 14
Reach the door at the end of Level 15
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/90 points)
You were in, out, and on your way to Chotchkie's in just 200 seconds
You got all the gold, but with less skill and finesse than a beatboxing turkey
You got the gold in under 150 seconds, about time you retired to Spain, right?
You dirty tea leaf! You half-inched all that gold in under 110 seconds!